Sasori: On the 6th we went to Hershey Park. Chiyo took us for my birthday.
Deidara: Danna, your birthday was over a month ago. -.-;
Sasori: Whatever, we still got to go.
Itachi: The Akatsuki members that went were Me, Dei, Hidan, and Sasori, of course.
Deidara: I felt bad for Chiyo... Having to be dragged around by us the whole day! XD
Sasori: The first thing we did: Ride the Carosel.
Itachi: Definitely the most important thing to do when you first get there.
Sasori: Then we rode some other rides that nothing important happened on.
Deidara: Danna and Chiyo bet each other a lot on stuff and Danna was always right.
Sasori: We waited for hours in a line to go on a ride calls Canyon River Rapids.
Itachi: It was awesome...
Sasori: Up to 6 people can fit in one boat-thing.
Deidara: And it rode down this 'river' that gets pretty rough.
Itachi: At one point there was waterfalls.
Sasori: It's impossible to get outta that ride being completely dry.
Deidara: Unless you sit in that little compartment in the middle of the raaaft~
Itachi: ...
Sasori: You wouldn't fit in there, Dei.
Itachi: Babies would, though.
Sasori: Yea, right. Wait in line for hours and then when you finally get there, "I'm sorry, Ma'm. Babies aren't allowed on this ride."
Itachi: " 'Aren't allowed' my ass. I've waiting in this damn line for hours and you better let me on or they'll be a shitload of trouble."
Sasori: Oh, what are they gonna do? Shove the baby in that compartment?
Itachi: Yea, and when the ride's over they open the thing to find out the baby suffocated.
Sasori: They probably wouldn't even remember it's in there anymore.
Deidara: ... This got totally off-track.
Sasori: Whatever.
Deidara: Anyway, after that we went on this water slide. You go down a bit of water slide, then it opens up to this huge funnel and you spin around in that for a little bit until you fall down the hole into the pool at the bottom.
Itachi: It wasn't that great, though.
Sasori: Yea, really.
Deidara: Not worth the wait.
Sasori: Definitely.
Itachi: No, no.
Sasori: Not at all.
Deidara: Then, after we were thoroughly soaked, we went on the ferris wheel. We made sure the seat was nice and wet for the next person to sit in.
Sasori: Then we went on a wooden roller coaster. I don't remember what it's called.
Itachi: ... Yea I forget, too...
Sasori: Oh well. There were two cars and they would be sent off at the same time. And they would 'race.'
Itachi: It was really just set up in some pattern of which one would win.
Deidara: Yet the one that Danna and Hidan-chan were on lost every time.
Sasori: Shut up. -.-
Itachi: No, not the last time.
Sasori: Whatever, Thunder was better than Lightning, anyway.
Deidara: After going on that thousands of times because Hidan liked it, we went on a ride called the Wild Mouse.
Itachi: You go to the top and it goes back in forth in 'S' formations on the top, then it goes down this thing and to the rest of the ride.
Deidara: It flings you around the corner.
Sasori: You feel like you're going to fly off.
Deidara: But that's what makes it awesome.
Sasori: Agreed.
Itachi: Someone actually did fly off the track once.
Sasori: Yet we went on it, knowing that, anyway.
Deidara: And guess whaaaat~?
Sasori: Oh shit. You guys were like obsessed with them.
Itachi: 'Cause it was awesome!!!
Deidara: We... Saw... DEATH NOTE COSPLAYERS!
Itachi: And they were the exact characters we needed!
Sasori: And you two tried to stalk them.
Deidara: Hidan-chan was the one that found them, but she doesn't even know what Death Note is.
Sasori: She was pointing out how the Matt cosplayer must be dying in the heat because of the vest. Apparently she was fine. We talked to them for a while. I got a compliment on my freakin' awesome sunglasses and we were on our way. They had to like hold their wigs on during the ride.
Deidara: I was wondering how they got them to stay on...
Sasori: Yea, and Dei and Ita were obsessing over them the whole time and they now want to Death Note cosplay at Hershey.
Itachi: Then we did a bunch of other stuff that I don't remember...
Deidara: THEN WE GOT DIPPIN' DOTS!!! ^-V
Sasori: Flavored styrofoam.
Itachi: The best damn styrofoam I've ever tasted.
Sasori: It made Hidan's tongue a gross color... And she wouldn't stop sticking her tongue out at me. -.-;
Itachi: Then we went on another wooden roller coaster: The Wildcat.
Sasori: We never got to go on any other roller coasters except this mini kid roller coaster because the lines were too long. I just don't have the patience for that.
Deidara: You need more patience, Danna!
Sasori: I need nothing.
Itachi: The last thing we went on was this pirate ship thing that rocks back and forth and almost goes completely sideways.
Sasori: Except it took so damn long because this dumb bitch claimed that her son, who was too small go to on the ride, had been on it many times before in the day. What-freaking-ever. The dude says he's too small. The bar measurement thing said he was too small. Get over it and fuck off, bitch. We had to leave after that. Not much to tell about that.
Deidara: Guess we should end it here, then?
Itachi: Yep.
Sasori: About time.
Deidara: Buhbye~